Church Signs

I’m fascinated with church signs. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve driven by a ridiculous church sign, did a facepalm and almost crashed my car, I’d have at least $20.  They are just so hilarious and embarrassing!

So, at the risk of offending everyone who writes content for church signs, I’d like to spend a little time reviewing some of the more baffling ones I’ve seen.

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I’m assuming this comes with a “Jesus is my child support” bumper sticker.

Photo Credited to J.G. Charlet III

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Wait…what?

photo credited to flamk

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I’m trying to remember the last time I paid for GPS…

photo credited to jon rubin

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I always appreciate good theology coupled with good grammar.

photo credited to williac

Day 207 :: 365 É Church Signs

Great.  Now I’m craving A1 sauce.

photo credited to echo9er

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If I remember correctly, Scully goes to this church.

photo credited to au_tiger01

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And if God had a dumpster, this sign would be in it.

photo credited to au_tiger01

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I’m not really up on technology.  Is this a Xanga reference?

photo credited to Loren Sztajer

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Fun as in slavery? I think I’ll keep my kids home.

photo credited to ttcopley

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Well that should put an end to atheism…

photo credited to Dvortygirl

 

I could look at ridiculous church signs for hours!  So entertaining.  OK, I’m done.

Aaron Buer

Author: Aaron Buer

A little about me: I’ve been a student pastor for 12 years and currently serve as the student ministries pastor at Ada Bible Church in Grand Rapids, MI. Ada Bible is a multi-site church of about 9,000. Most of my time is devoted to leading my amazing team, writing curriculum, teaching, and trying to navigate the challenges of multi-site church. I absolutely love my job and the people I am blessed to serve with. I’m primarily a family guy. My wife and I have five incredibly awesome and unique kids. Most of my free time is devoted to them. When I can find time for me, I love beach volleyball, writing, fishing, video games or a good book.